- Sprinters in Tate Gallery.
- Hot Dog Eating Contest
- Reviews of New Food: ONE Coffee Berry Juice
- Movie review: Return To Oz, Get Smart, Wall-E, The Wind That Charles Barkley
- Listener correspondence: George Zimmer, wedding suits, drunk subway party, UK gas prices, crop circles.
- Celebrity birthdays.
- Target: Women - Yogurt Edition, and If Things Turned Out Different.

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- Wisdom tooth surgery.
- Sloan Carafello, the suicidal skydiver.
- Recipe dealbreakers.
- Movie reviews: The Matador, Garbage Pail Kids, The Ten.
- Celebrity birthdays.
- Media of the Week: DaFont.com, and LineRider.

icon for podpress  #84 - Jumping Without a Parachute [43:01m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download

- What 4,700 coins will get you.
- Upcoming Worlds Fairs.
- The new most expensive piece of art by a living person.
- Lou Malnati’s crustless pizza.
- Listener correspondence: Cheap pizzas, tipping, tv shows, denistry facts.
- Movie reviews - The Namesake, Harold & Kumar 2, Forgetting Sarah Marshall, and Mac & Me. (McDonalds dance scene)
- Celebrity birthdays.
- Media of the week: Vibram FiveFingers, and “De Dommedaris” by Doe Maar Dom.

icon for podpress  #83 - Citizen Alien [53:53m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download

20 Dollar Doughnut

April 14, 2008 | 1 Comment

- Not now, but later, coins and sausage crusts.
- World’s tallest man, Leonid Stadnyk.
- Listener correspondence: Dogs, legal and not, and Stephen Wiltshire.
- Movie reviews: The Machinist, and My Kid Could Paint That.
- Celebrity birthdays.
- Media of the Week: Fake foods, and Mike Wallace interviews

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- The stuck toilet woman.
- Ryan’s boss resigns because of prositute problems.
- Wafaa Bilal’s new problems.
- Amish problems in Morristown.
- Happy news about dolphins.
- Reviews of New Food: Soy milk.
- Listener correspondence: Grand designs, and Easter dogs.
- Movie review: The Lookout.
- Celebrity birthdays.
- Media of the Week: Lifegems, and Fred And Sharons’ Movies! (Who Needs A Movie, YouTube profile)

icon for podpress  #81 - Prostitute Laundry [56:16m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download

It’s sort of like those songs they play with Iraq soldiers talking to their families over them, or that song with the Jerry Maguire quotes over it, or those songs with high school kids graduation wishes over them that the radio stations play. I figured, you know what, Eliot needs one of those. So it’s, you know, a parody of those.

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- Max Raabe, serial Weimar jazzman.
- Show time in Minnesota’s “smoke-easies”
- Will Otis the Bunny endorse a candidate?
- Wafaa Bilal and Virtual Jihadi.
- Listener correspondence: White Castle is no good, Dr. Seuss raps, mobile phones.
- Movie review: Darkon.
- Celebrity birthdays.
- Media of the Week: Couchsurfing, and Stuff White People Like.

icon for podpress  #80 - RPI College Republicans Are Losers [41:59m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download

#79 - Dr. Sooz

March 2, 2008 | 2 Comments

- Daniel Lorello, very fine fellow.
- Rocio Romero house tour.
- Wedding brass quintet.
- SNL presidential candidates.
- Listener correspondence: Dog names and pet names, shepherd’s pie, half-ton mum, human leprachaun, fairy cakes, and cell phones.
- Celebrity birthdays.
- Movie review: Bourne Ultimatum.
- Media of the Week: Demeter Fragrance Library, and Max Raabe.

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- Academy Award nominated shorts.
- Valentines Day.
- John McCain: Too old to be president!
- Dog show. Schipperkes.
- Food reviews: Sheperd’s pie, marzipan, Heart of Darkness brownies (recipe)
- Listener correspondence: Clown face registry, quiz answers, White Castle wedding.
- Celebrity birthdays.
- Media of the week: AKC website, “Thunderstruck” on PVC pipes. And other homemade instruments. Junkyard Fever.

icon for podpress  #78 - Mark Twain Tonight! [46:26m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download

#77 - Clowntime Is Over

January 21, 2008 | 2 Comments

- Cake tasting.
- Oooh, look at my MacBook Air.
- Don’t send in the clowns.
- Rules of attraction take a strange twist.
- The tallest structure in the world: North Dakota tv antenna.
- Listener correspondence: Divorce, traffic, and weight statistics, dog treat bakeries, NES wedding cakes, and Louie Lawent.
- Movie reviews: Walk Hard, There Will Be Blood
- Celebrity birthdays.
- Media of the week: David Lynch pitching iPhone.

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- My daddy died so I could see Hannah Montana says Priscilla Ceballos’ daughter.
- Concerts at the Free Masons’ temple.
- The tiger that ate someone on Christmas.
- Movie reviews: Sweeney Todd and Juno.
- Listener correspondence: British Gladiators.
- Celebrity birthdays.
- Media of the Week: Ten Most Laughably Misleading Ads, FreeRice.com, and “Egyptian Shumba” by The Tammys.

icon for podpress  #76 - Tiki and Tacki Barber [48:11m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download

- American Gladiators returns in 2008. (Old videos of The Eliminator and Hang Tough)
- We play and discuss lots of Christmas songs. Snoopy Vs. Osama.
- Listener correspondence: Funeral songs.
- Celebrity birthdays.
- Media of the Week: WKLI station ID, “Sleigh Ride”

icon for podpress  #75 - Christmas Songs [61:50m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download

- Baby encounters.
- Arm cut off pics.
- Hawaiian Walmarts yank Superbad DVDs.
- Listener correspondence: Elf Yourself, Zune, high school sports.
- Celebrity birthdays.
- Media of the Week: World’s fastest clapper, Flight of the Conchords’ “Foux Da Fa Fa”

icon for podpress  #74 - The Suicidal Clown Episode [39:27m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download

- Black Friday TV.
- High school sports: Who cares?
- Monopoly Pink: For girls!
- Listener correspondence: Zebulon writes about going on a course, and butt-fondlers.
- Exhibit A: The cotton candy machine.
- Movie review: No Country For Old Men.
- Celebrity birthdays.

icon for podpress  #73 - What A Fool Believes [38:41m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download

- Newborns are gross
- Black Friday 2007.
- Hanging Heart sells for $23.6 million.
- Robo Panda.
- Listener correspondence: British units, and foot stalkers.
- Movie reviews: Black Sheep, King of Kong.
- Celebrity birthdays.
- Media of the Week: Billy Bunny videos, and the podcast Diner by James Lileks.

icon for podpress  #72 - Touch My Tummy If You Want To Play Games [45:25m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download

- Armand Hammer.
- Candy Hierarchy.
- Don’t trick or treat at stores or the mall, kids.
- Reviews of New Food: 3 Musketeers Mint.
- Movie Review: Munchie. (Watch the trailer here)
- Celebrity birthdays.
- Media of the Week: StSaunders’ altered videos of guitar shredders.

icon for podpress  #71 - Kit Kots From Romania [40:42m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download

- Closet de-cluttering and the Goodwill.
- Crazy person fax.
- The newest celebrity stalker.
- Soccergirl’s newest money-raising efforts.
- Demographers Want To Know if I want toilet paper to leave human waste on my fingers.
- Someone Should Do Something About how Dunkin Donuts sells Munchkins.
- Movie reviews: Lars And The Real Girl, Otaku Unite, and Ace In The Hole.
- Celebrity birthdays.

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- Yes, this is episode 69. Not 70.
- Missing Peep Show.
- Flight attendents and legislators at the apartment.
- Cavemen makes it to Episode 3.
- Breast Cancer Bagels.
- The Tate Modern crack.
- Listener correspondence: BBC online shows, TimBits, and RabbitBites.com
- The Harriet Carter catalog. Home of the swivel cushion, Scrabble throw, and garden torch.
- Celebrity birthdays.
- Lucky Star’s “Hold Your Light To Mine, Baby”

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- Food in Vermont. Eurotrash in Montreal.
- The real poop on Ben & Jerry’s death.
- Crazy cat women on email lists.
- Cavemen!
- The art of making friends.
- Listener correspondence - Zebulon’s entries in GobKnob.
- Celebrity birthdays.
- Media of the Week: GMaps Pedometer and Eat Crap: Why Americans should eat more excrement.

icon for podpress  #68 - Ben & Jerry's Death And Subsequent Cover-Up [41:21m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download

- You better have watched Cavemen!
- Movie review: 3:10 To Yuma.
- Eating hospital food and sleeping on floors in Illinois.
- Abraham Lincoln comes alive.
- Reviews of New Food: Candy Corn Jones Soda
- Celebrity birthdays.
- Media of the Week: Know your asshole footprint and Extras - Season 2: Episode 2, “David Bowie”

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